Yoohoo!

Wish I could say happy birthday in person, but that's okay! For your birthday, I give you three e-presents. Three? YES, THREE! No way! See below and click on a birthday goodie you want to open first.

Oh yeah, since I'm only in the first few chapters, I only know how to do everything in classy ass, timeless, dazzling Times New Roman and no colors. Hell yeah!

Which one do you want to open?